Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
FUCK WHALES
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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