I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
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The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
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I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
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