this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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