next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
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All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
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I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
So much Jack, so little girl.
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
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