No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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