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bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
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JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
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Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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