hey babe. i'll pick you up in my mom's car. with my mom. she has nothing to do tonight.
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
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