May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
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