He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
i just made my gag reflex go away.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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