i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
I just got this text "hi this is Julie, I met you last night in the bathroom. You asked me to text you and remind you that you ate an entire lime, because you figured your sober self in the morning would be confused."
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
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