Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
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