i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
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i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
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She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
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