What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
what is it with giant penises always finding me
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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