so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
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