wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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