lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
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He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
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Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
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