And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
i just took a sip of diet coke and i said " as soon as it hits my lips i wanna smoke a cig." then i thought of your dick.
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
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