Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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