he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
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it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
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what are you doing with your life
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
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You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
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