walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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