Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
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