Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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