She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
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