So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
Volunteering at a homeless shelter a bum asked if he could lick me cause I still reeked of whiskey. Being a bumsickle=epic hangover
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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