woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
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hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
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Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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