So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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