I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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