I love black thongs
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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