all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
You told me you were going to invite all of your Tinder matches to the same bar on the same night and make them compete for your affection in a series of Lust Olympics. Winner gets laid.
Randomize
