what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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