Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
so i was pissing and the phone rang but i forgot i was pissing so i just ran to answer the phone. it was too late when i realized
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
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Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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