when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
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hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
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Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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