I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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