Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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