Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
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