I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
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So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
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We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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