Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
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She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
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I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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