i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
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