she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
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