He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
It's okay, I found my phone in the toaster oven. Logical explanation: 5 martinis
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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