Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
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