girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
