Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
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I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
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You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
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