I wanna bring you to show and tell
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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