Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
Randomize
