I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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