how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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