last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I understand Curling. That high.
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
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I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
No memories of receiving this. Or of getting home. Or of apparently developing a taste for marmalade, which I assume is yours because I have literally never eaten it before. It's all over the kitchen. And my phone. And in my hair. Oh god I wish I wasn't on the train to work. X And sorry about the kitchen x
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
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I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
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