super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
It was the classiest, most strategic and inspired vomiting I've ever witnessed. Like a blind mans first sunrise. A priests first prayer. Or a virgins first orgasm.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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