And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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