Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
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I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
I seriously don't understand how you keep getting laid.
Because I'm like the spider of false hope. I spin elaborate tales and snare them in my web of utter disappointment. They soon realize their mistake, but by then it's too late.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
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From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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