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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?

  (303): View more from Colorado

  Knowing your life, probably not.

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water

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• (818): View more from California

  It's like a parade of train wrecks.

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• (626): View more from California

  you didnt know i had herpes?

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• (270): View more from Kentucky

  The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.

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• (251): View more from Alabama

  2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary

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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.

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  Wait. Someome brought slutcake?

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• (204): View more from Manitoba

  God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels

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• (713): View more from Texas

  I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together

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• (585): View more from New York

  When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar

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