One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
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She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
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if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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