where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
It's like God shit irony all over that family
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
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I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
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This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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