girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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