It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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