so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
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